Nicereddy 109 Share Posted August 23, 2013 "Thank you Mario, but our file is in another folder!" - Super Mario Bros. "Move that fix up!" - The Engineer in Team Fortress 2 "It costs $400,000 to run this wiki... for 12 seconds." - The Heavy in Team Fortress 2 "Hudda hudda huh!" - The Pyro in Team Fortress 2 "All your fix are belong to us." - Zero Wing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andytizer 269 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Cool beans I put in my favourite one but reworded it slightly. Also fixed a typo: Quotation[0] = "PC gaming since 2012"; Quotation[1] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here"; Quotation[2] = "To be this good will take Sega ages"; Quotation[3] = "PCGamingWiki does what Nintendon't"; Quotation[4] = "The right file in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world"; Quotation[5] = "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite wiki on the citadel"; Quotation[6] = "When life gives you lemons, post games fixes"; Quotation[7] = "You must construct additional game fixes"; Quotation[8] = "Look buddy, I'm an Engineer - that means I solve practical problems"; Quotation[9] = "PC gaming, up to 6 billion players"; Quotation[10] = "Now you're playing with DESKTOP power"; Quotation[11] = "Our game fixes are Super Effective!"; Quotation[12] = "Now you're thinking with game fixes"; Quotation[13] = "...Reticulating Splines..."; Quotation[14] = "Hey cousin! Let's go play some PC Games"; Quotation[15] = "It's dangerous to go alone, take this"; Quotation[16] = "If you look anywhere else for game fixes, you're gonna have a bad time"; Quotation[17] = "Broken PC games? 'Aint nobody got time for that"; Quotation[18] = "PCGamingWiki, it's what PCs crave"; Quotation[19] = "Performing game calibrations"; Quotation[20] = "Yeah, we're still waiting for Half Life 3 too"; Quotation[21] = "First you will fix your game, then there will be cake"; Quotation[22] = "Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep."; Quotation[23] = "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"; Quotation[24] = "It costs 400,000 dollars to power this wiki for 12 seconds"; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicereddy 109 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Just nitpicking, but Half Life should be 'Half-Life'. Great list so far :D Pridit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallkido 4 Share Posted August 24, 2013 PC mustard race,because consoles cant ketchup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicereddy 109 Share Posted August 24, 2013 No - we don't have Battletoads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicereddy 109 Share Posted August 25, 2013 The Citizen Kane of video game wikis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todpullen2 0 Share Posted August 26, 2013 If at first you don't succeed - rage quit You could add (or check pcgamingwiki) after that if that is too negative :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netko 2 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Hey hey hey! It's time to make some craaaazy fixes. - Just another cheesy line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide machine 53 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Hmm.. after recent problems with Dark Messiah and Sin Episodes, caused by Steam pipe update, I'd say: "Hey, watch out for that Steam pipe." alternatively, it could be more precise "Hey, watch out for that Steam pipe update." Also, there are plenty of Murphy's Laws that I guess we could implement - assuming, they are not copyrighted or something: "If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid." (Murphy's War Law) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andytizer 269 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Here's my updated list now based on my personal choices - if you feel strongly about yours or another's being left out please reply :). Quotation[0] = "PC gaming since 2012"; Quotation[1] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here"; Quotation[2] = "To be this good will take Sega ages"; Quotation[3] = "PCGamingWiki does what Nintendon't"; Quotation[4] = "The right file in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world"; Quotation[5] = "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite wiki on the citadel"; Quotation[6] = "When life gives you lemons, make games fixes"; Quotation[7] = "You must construct additional game fixes"; Quotation[8] = "Look buddy, I'm an Engineer - that means I solve practical problems"; Quotation[9] = "PC gaming, up to 6 billion players"; Quotation[10] = "Now you're playing with DESKTOP power"; Quotation[11] = "Our game fixes are Super Effective!"; Quotation[12] = "Now you're thinking with game fixes"; Quotation[13] = "...Reticulating Splines..."; Quotation[14] = "Hey cousin! Let's go play some PC Games"; Quotation[15] = "It's dangerous to go alone, take this"; Quotation[16] = "If you look anywhere else for game fixes, you're gonna have a bad time"; Quotation[17] = "Broken PC games? 'Aint nobody got time for that"; Quotation[18] = "PCGamingWiki, it's what PCs crave"; Quotation[19] = "Performing game calibrations"; Quotation[20] = "Yeah, we're still waiting for Half-Life 3 too"; Quotation[21] = "First you will fix your game, then there will be cake"; Quotation[22] = "Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep."; Quotation[23] = "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"; Quotation[24] = "It costs 400,000 dollars to power this wiki for 12 seconds"; Quotation[25] = "The Citizen Kane of video game wikis"; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newmansan 30 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Got some more: PCGamingWiki- Where bad bugs go to die. Just fix it. - Nike Life is short. Play more. - XBox Play beyond broken games. -PS3 PCGamingWiki- Helping you burn through that backlog in record time. PCGamingWiki- Helping you smash bugs and not your keyboard. Squashing bugs, one .ini file at a time. Put those files back where they came from or so help me... -Monsters Inc. Are you a bad enough dude to save your PC games? - Bad dudes Gotta fix 'em all! - Pokemon PCGamingWiki-Much more awesome than wikipedia. There was a time when pc gaming was difficult ...aaaand it's gone. -South Park PCGamingWiki- Yes, it runs Crysis. PCGamingWiki- A veritable cornucopia of game fixes. Everything I ever needed to know I learned from PCGamingWiki. This is my PC. There are many like it, but this one is mine. PCGamingWiki-The Super Smash Bros of gaming fixes. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's PCGamingWiki! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RGamer 0 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Fixing...has changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SURPCAmour 2 Share Posted January 24, 2014 W W S S A D A D [spc] [bckspc] [Enter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicereddy 109 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Here are some I've thought of over the past few days, I got a bit tired of seeing the same taglines every time. Yes, our wiki runs at 120 FPS. (Reddit's /r/pcmasterrace and similar communities) Yes, our wiki has an FOV slider. (/r/pcmasterrace) If PC is so great, why is there no PC2? (/r/pcmasterrace) Try PCGamingWiki with the Oculus Rift for full immersion! But can it run TurboTax? (/r/pcmasterrace) Patent pending. No, even we can't fix Duke Nukem Forever. (The internet in general) Also, here are my favorites from Newmansan's previous post: PCGamingWiki: Helping you smash bugs and not your keyboard. Yes, it runs Crysis. This is my PC. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Mirh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOneReaper 51 Share Posted March 10, 2014 PCGamingWiki: Breaking our PCs for fixes so you don't have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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