Random slogans

[Hungry eyes 6]

 

My idea is similar to that above, whereby we create a pool of slogans ripped off from other gaming companies/sites or from our own imagination which load randomly when a user brings up a page.

 

Any suggestions for slogans to add would be great.

[Andytizer 269]

PCGamingWiki does what Nintendon't

 

PCGamingWiki, it only does everything

 

Get PC or get out

 

PC, up to 6 billion players

 

To be this good will take Sega ages

 

Now you're playing with DESKTOP power

[Nicereddy 109]

Soon there will be 2 kinds of people. Those who use computers, and those who use PCGamingWiki. (Apple advertisement)

 

I came here to chew bubble gum and fix PC Games... and I'm all out of bubble gum. (Duke Nukem)

 

The right file in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. (Half-Life 2)

 

If life gives you errors, burn life's house down - with the errors! (Portal 2 - could use some work)

 

I am error. (Legend of Zelda II)

 

The fix is super effective! (Pokemon)

 

PC, up to 6 billion players

 

This should probably be 7 billion, because nitpicking.

[Pridit 39]

Continuing HL2 this might be a good one: "Welcome to PCGamingWiki. It's safer here."

[Andytizer 269]

I added some of these suggestions onto the Wiki header. I'm not sure the font is right (Courier).

 

We can import fonts so I'm open to suggestions, sizes, shadows (if you can provide specifics that would be helpful, my CSS design skils are not great)

[Newmansan 30]

Help us help you game

Game on

PCGamingWiki- Helping you figure out what the hell PC Load Letter actually means

PCGamingWiki- It only has fixes for everything

A game fixer is you

This wiki isn't a lie

When life hands you lemons, post games fixes!

The right fix on the right page can make all the difference

You must construct additional game fixes.

Ten out of ten spoony bards choose PCGamingWiki

Reticulating Splines is our business!

I've covered game fixes, ya know.

Our game fixes are Super Effective!

Now you are thinking with game fixes!

 

 

 

Man, I could do this all day.

[Hungry eyes 6]

Did not know Newmansan was such a slogan aficionado.

[Andytizer 269]

Here's the current list: This is my personal choice. If one is included that you really want please reply below and I'll post up a new list.
 

Quotation[0] = "PC gaming since 2012";
Quotation[1] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";
Quotation[2] = "To be this good will take Sega ages";
Quotation[3] = "PCGamingWiki does what Nintendon\'t";
Quotation[4] = "The right file in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world";
Quotation[6] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";
Quotation[7] = "When life hands you lemons, post games fixes";
Quotation[8] = "You must construct additional game fixes.";
Quotation[9] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";
Quotation[10] = "PC, up to 6 billion players";
Quotation[11] = "Now you're playing with DESKTOP power";
Quotation[12] = "Our game fixes are Super Effective!";
Quotation[12] = "Now you\'re thinking with game fixes!";
Quotation[13] = "...Reticulating Splines...";

Also it's likely that if I don't include it is because I don't get the reference. From now on - any future suggestions please reference the game or advertising campaign we're parodying :).

[Newmansan 30]

Help us help you game - Generic Slogan

Game on -Generic slogan

PCGamingWiki- Helping you figure out what the hell PC Load Letter actually means - Office Space

PCGamingWiki- It only has fixes for everything - PS3 add slogan

A game fixer is you - Pro Wrestling NES

This wiki isn't a lie - Portal

Ten out of ten spoony bards choose PCGamingWiki - Final Fantasy 4

I've covered game fixes, ya know. - Dead Rising

 

But wait, there's more.

 

PCGamingWiki, it's what PCs crave. -Powerthurst/Brawndo

If you look anywhere else for game fixes, you're gonna have a bad time - South Park

Yeah, we're still waiting for Half Life 3 too.

Broken PC games? 'Aint nobody got time for that.

It's dangerous to go alone, take this - LoZ 1

Go ahead and bookmark us. You'll be back.

Hey Cousin! Let's go play some PC Games.- GTA4

Every puzzle has an answer, and we're your cheat sheet. -Professor Layton

Performing game calibrations- Mass Effect

[Andytizer 269]

Quotation[0] = "PC gaming since 2012";
Quotation[1] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";
Quotation[2] = "To be this good will take Sega ages";
Quotation[3] = "PCGamingWiki does what Nintendon't";
Quotation[4] = "The right file in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world";
Quotation[5] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";
Quotation[6] = "When life hands you lemons, post games fixes";
Quotation[7] = "You must construct additional game fixes";
Quotation[8] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";
Quotation[9] = "PC, up to 6 billion players";
Quotation[10] = "Now you're playing with DESKTOP power";
Quotation[11] = "Our game fixes are Super Effective!";
Quotation[12] = "Now you're thinking with game fixes";
Quotation[13] = "...Reticulating Splines...";
Quotation[14] = "Hey cousin! Let's go play some PC Games";
Quotation[15] = "It's dangerous to go alone, take this";
Quotation[16] = "If you look anywhere else for game fixes, you're gonna have a bad time";
Quotation[17] = "Broken PC games? 'Aint nobody got time for that";
Quotation[18] = "PCGamingWiki, it's what PCs crave";
Quotation[19] = "Performing game calibrations";

Gold! Updated.

[Nicereddy 109]

Can I suggest 'Yeah, we're still waiting for Half Life 3 too.' again? I love that one. 

 

Also, 'When life hands you lemons, post games fixes' should probably 'When life gives you lemons, post games fixes' since that's the more common usage.

[Pendragon 6]

"First you will fix your game, then there will be cake." -Portal

"I fix Error." -Zelda II

"Ribbit! Thanks for the fix!" -Starfox

"You must defeat the game bugs to stand a chance." -Street Fighter 2

"Beep.  Beep.  Beep.  Beep." -Civilization IV

 

I agree with the waiting for Half-Life one...

[Andytizer 269]

Great! Here's the updated list of my hand picks:

 

Quotation[0] = "PC gaming since 2012";
Quotation[1] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";
Quotation[2] = "To be this good will take Sega ages";
Quotation[3] = "PCGamingWiki does what Nintendon't";
Quotation[4] = "The right file in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world";
Quotation[5] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";
Quotation[6] = "When life gives you lemons, post games fixes";
Quotation[7] = "You must construct additional game fixes";
Quotation[8] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";
Quotation[9] = "PC gaming, up to 6 billion players";
Quotation[10] = "Now you're playing with DESKTOP power";
Quotation[11] = "Our game fixes are Super Effective!";
Quotation[12] = "Now you're thinking with game fixes";
Quotation[13] = "...Reticulating Splines...";
Quotation[14] = "Hey cousin! Let's go play some PC Games";
Quotation[15] = "It's dangerous to go alone, take this";
Quotation[16] = "If you look anywhere else for game fixes, you're gonna have a bad time";
Quotation[17] = "Broken PC games? 'Aint nobody got time for that";
Quotation[18] = "PCGamingWiki, it's what PCs crave";
Quotation[19] = "Performing game calibrations";
Quotation[20] = "Yeah, we're still waiting for Half Life 3 too";
Quotation[21] = "First you will fix your game, then there will be cake";
Quotation[22] = "Beep.  Beep.  Beep.  Beep.";

[Newmansan 30]

You have ""Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";" on that list three times, but otherwise it looks like a solid list so far.\

 

EDIT: A few more:

 

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite wiki on the citadel. -Mass Effect 2

Look buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve practical problems. - Meet the Engineer

Have you tried turning it off and on again? - IT Crowd

[Andytizer 269]

 

You have ""Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";" on that list three times, but otherwise it looks like a solid list so far.\

 

EDIT: A few more:

 

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite wiki on the citadel. -Mass Effect 2

Look buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve practical problems. - Meet the Engineer

Have you tried turning it off and on again? - IT Crowd

 

 

You are some kind of quote maestro!

 

Thanks for pointing it out, I was wondering why I kept seeing that specific one :D.

 

The list:

Quotation[0] = "PC gaming since 2012";
Quotation[1] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";
Quotation[2] = "To be this good will take Sega ages";
Quotation[3] = "PCGamingWiki does what Nintendon't";
Quotation[4] = "The right file in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world";
Quotation[5] = "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite wiki on the citadel";
Quotation[6] = "When life gives you lemons, post games fixes";
Quotation[7] = "You must construct additional game fixes";
Quotation[8] = "Look buddy, I'm an Engineer - that means I solve practical problems";
Quotation[9] = "PC gaming, up to 6 billion players";
Quotation[10] = "Now you're playing with DESKTOP power";
Quotation[11] = "Our game fixes are Super Effective!";
Quotation[12] = "Now you're thinking with game fixes";
Quotation[13] = "...Reticulating Splines...";
Quotation[14] = "Hey cousin! Let's go play some PC Games";
Quotation[15] = "It's dangerous to go alone, take this";
Quotation[16] = "If you look anywhere else for game fixes, you're gonna have a bad time";
Quotation[17] = "Broken PC games? 'Aint nobody got time for that";
Quotation[18] = "PCGamingWiki, it's what PCs crave";
Quotation[19] = "Performing game calibrations";
Quotation[20] = "Yeah, we're still waiting for Half Life 3 too";
Quotation[21] = "First you will fix your game, then there will be cake";
Quotation[22] = "Beep.  Beep.  Beep.  Beep.";
Quotation[22] = "Have you tried turning it off and on again?";