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"Thank you Mario, but our file is in another folder!" - Super Mario Bros.

 

"Move that fix up!" - The Engineer in Team Fortress 2

 

"It costs $400,000 to run this wiki... for 12 seconds." - The Heavy in Team Fortress 2

 

"Hudda hudda huh!" - The Pyro in Team Fortress 2

 

"All your fix are belong to us." - Zero Wing

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Cool beans I put in my favourite one but reworded it slightly. Also fixed a typo:

Quotation[0] = "PC gaming since 2012";
Quotation[1] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";
Quotation[2] = "To be this good will take Sega ages";
Quotation[3] = "PCGamingWiki does what Nintendon't";
Quotation[4] = "The right file in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world";
Quotation[5] = "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite wiki on the citadel";
Quotation[6] = "When life gives you lemons, post games fixes";
Quotation[7] = "You must construct additional game fixes";
Quotation[8] = "Look buddy, I'm an Engineer - that means I solve practical problems";
Quotation[9] = "PC gaming, up to 6 billion players";
Quotation[10] = "Now you're playing with DESKTOP power";
Quotation[11] = "Our game fixes are Super Effective!";
Quotation[12] = "Now you're thinking with game fixes";
Quotation[13] = "...Reticulating Splines...";
Quotation[14] = "Hey cousin! Let's go play some PC Games";
Quotation[15] = "It's dangerous to go alone, take this";
Quotation[16] = "If you look anywhere else for game fixes, you're gonna have a bad time";
Quotation[17] = "Broken PC games? 'Aint nobody got time for that";
Quotation[18] = "PCGamingWiki, it's what PCs crave";
Quotation[19] = "Performing game calibrations";
Quotation[20] = "Yeah, we're still waiting for Half Life 3 too";
Quotation[21] = "First you will fix your game, then there will be cake";
Quotation[22] = "Beep.  Beep.  Beep.  Beep.";
Quotation[23] = "Have you tried turning it off and on again?";
Quotation[24] = "It costs 400,000 dollars to power this wiki for 12 seconds";

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Hmm.. after recent problems with Dark Messiah and Sin Episodes, caused by Steam pipe update, I'd say:

"Hey, watch out for that Steam pipe."

 

alternatively, it could be more precise "Hey, watch out for that Steam pipe update."

 

Also, there are plenty of  Murphy's Laws that I guess we could implement - assuming, they are not copyrighted or something:

"If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid." (Murphy's War Law)

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Here's my updated list now based on my personal choices - if you feel strongly about yours or another's being left out please reply :).

Quotation[0] = "PC gaming since 2012";
Quotation[1] = "Welcome to PCGamingWiki, it's safer here";
Quotation[2] = "To be this good will take Sega ages";
Quotation[3] = "PCGamingWiki does what Nintendon't";
Quotation[4] = "The right file in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world";
Quotation[5] = "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite wiki on the citadel";
Quotation[6] = "When life gives you lemons, make games fixes";
Quotation[7] = "You must construct additional game fixes";
Quotation[8] = "Look buddy, I'm an Engineer - that means I solve practical problems";
Quotation[9] = "PC gaming, up to 6 billion players";
Quotation[10] = "Now you're playing with DESKTOP power";
Quotation[11] = "Our game fixes are Super Effective!";
Quotation[12] = "Now you're thinking with game fixes";
Quotation[13] = "...Reticulating Splines...";
Quotation[14] = "Hey cousin! Let's go play some PC Games";
Quotation[15] = "It's dangerous to go alone, take this";
Quotation[16] = "If you look anywhere else for game fixes, you're gonna have a bad time";
Quotation[17] = "Broken PC games? 'Aint nobody got time for that";
Quotation[18] = "PCGamingWiki, it's what PCs crave";
Quotation[19] = "Performing game calibrations";
Quotation[20] = "Yeah, we're still waiting for Half-Life 3 too";
Quotation[21] = "First you will fix your game, then there will be cake";
Quotation[22] = "Beep.  Beep.  Beep.  Beep.";
Quotation[23] = "Have you tried turning it off and on again?";
Quotation[24] = "It costs 400,000 dollars to power this wiki for 12 seconds";
Quotation[25] = "The Citizen Kane of video game wikis";

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Got some more:

 

PCGamingWiki- Where bad bugs go to die.
Just fix it. - Nike
Life is short. Play more. - XBox
Play beyond broken games. -PS3
PCGamingWiki- Helping you burn through that backlog in record time.
PCGamingWiki- Helping you smash bugs and not your keyboard.
Squashing bugs, one .ini file at a time.
Put those files back where they came from or so help me... -Monsters Inc.
Are you a bad enough dude to save your PC games? - Bad dudes
Gotta fix 'em all! - Pokemon
PCGamingWiki-Much more awesome than wikipedia.
There was a time when pc gaming was difficult ...aaaand it's gone. -South Park
PCGamingWiki- Yes, it runs Crysis.
PCGamingWiki- A veritable cornucopia of game fixes.
Everything I ever needed to know I learned from PCGamingWiki.
This is my PC. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
PCGamingWiki-The Super Smash Bros of gaming fixes.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's PCGamingWiki!

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Here are some I've thought of over the past few days, I got a bit tired of seeing the same taglines every time.

  • Yes, our wiki runs at 120 FPS. (Reddit's /r/pcmasterrace and similar communities)
  • Yes, our wiki has an FOV slider. (/r/pcmasterrace)
  • If PC is so great, why is there no PC2? (/r/pcmasterrace)
  • Try PCGamingWiki with the Oculus Rift for full immersion!
  • But can it run TurboTax? (/r/pcmasterrace)
  • Patent pending.
  • No, even we can't fix Duke Nukem Forever. (The internet in general)

Also, here are my favorites from Newmansan's previous post:

  • PCGamingWiki: Helping you smash bugs and not your keyboard.
  • Yes, it runs Crysis.
  • This is my PC. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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